Chernobyl RONIN Garden Gnome

Chernobyl RONIN Garden Gnome

He stands 10″ tall and is the best defense against neighboring gnomes intruding on your property!

🔹️Birthdate and Place: Catacombs of Chernobyl

🔹️A former soldier gnome who became a legendary Ronin

🔹️Received extensive training in garden defense tactics

🔹️Proficient in weapon and hand-to-hand gnome-combat⁣⁣⁣

🔹️Confirmed to have a pearly-white smile⁣⁣⁣

🔹️Sports fashionable Hazmat attire year-round⁣⁣⁣ that’s been that shows all the scars from the battles he’s been through

🔹️Can easily withstand hot summers, cold winters,and nuclear #fallout⁣⁣⁣

🔹️What didn’t kill him made him legend

🔹️Will defend against neighboring gnomes intruding on your property⁣⁣⁣

🔹️Also those Zombie Gnomes you bought thinking it was a great idea who then turned rogue on you⁣⁣⁣

🔹️Best for: Households that are not up at night and not home during the day